Cat.

I've decided to start blogging because I need a place to put all the random shit that pops into my head everyday before my fiance strangles me in my sleep.

Also, my brain comes up with things like this:

A crude iphone drawing of my cat, whom I affectionately call Cat. This is a depiction of him creepily staring at my other cat as he calculates a plan for rape. Yes. Rape.